Ask Your Father — Unisex Tee

The official answer to the 47th question of the hour. "Ask Your Father" is the shirt that delegates — lovingly, repeatedly, and with a straight face. Printed in clean, cheeky lettering on a boutique-soft, true-to-size unisex tee that holds up to real mom life: school runs, snack negotiations, and question number 48. Soft ring-spun cotton, relaxed fit, printed on demand just for you. Pair it with the kids' "But Why?" tee for the matching set that explains your entire household. Machine washable; the delegation policy is permanent.