I'm Not Hiding, I'm Inspecting the Candy - Women's Halloween Tee

You are not hiding in the kitchen. You are performing a necessary quality check, and the good ones have to be checked first, obviously.

The mother's candy tax, finally written down. Hand-lettered with a few plain sweets, and absolutely no judgement.

Order by 17 October for delivery before Halloween. These are printed to order, so the last safe order date is two weeks out, not the 30th.