The Scariest Sound in This House Is Silence - Women's Halloween Tee

It is never the noise that worries you. The noise means everyone is upright and accounted for.

It is the sudden, total quiet from the other room — the one that means a marker has found a wall, or a chair has been moved somewhere a chair should not go. Every mother reads that silence the same way, and this shirt says so out loud.

Order by 17 October for delivery before Halloween. These are printed to order, so the last safe order date is two weeks out, not the 30th.